March has been undoubtedly the longest, most grueling month for students, teachers, and faculty. With no breaks and five weeks of non-stop school, it’s no wonder that many Cavaliers are groggy. To put the school in a good mood for Easter and Spring break, here are some particularly funny puns:

1. Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a joke? It might crack up!
2. Why did the Easter egg hide? He was a little chicken.
3. How do Easter chicks leave a building? By the emergency egg-sit.
4. Why was the Easter Bunny so upset? He was having a bad hare day.
5. How can you tell where the Easter Bunny has been? Eggs mark the spot.
6. What day does an Easter Egg hate the most? Fry-days.
7. What do you call a pregnant hen?  Eggspectant.
8. What do you call a self-obsessed egg? An eggomaniac.
9. ​Where are the biggest eggs in the US? Teggsas.

If puns aren’t all that funny, then maybe jokes will do the trick:

1. How do you know the Easter Bunny is really smart? Because he’s an egghead.
2. What happened to the Easter Bunny when he misbehaved at school? He was eggspelled!
3. Why won’t Easter eggs go out at night? They don’t want to get “beat up”.
4. Where does the easter bunny eat breakfast? at Ihop
5. What do you call ten rabbits marching backwards? A receding hare-line.
6. How can you find the Easter bunny? Eggs marks the spot.
7. What did the rabbit say to the carrot? It’s been nice gnawing you.

If these didn’t tickle the funny bone, then it’s perfectly fine. As long as the every Cavalier has a great holiday with their family and friends, that’s what matters most. Hoppy Easter, Cavs!

Source: http://pun.me/blog/13-punny-easter-jokes-to-crack-you-up/

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